Funny guy.....My responses to him are in Red...
| I'll buy a bag of pre-mixed salad for him. It's small handful of nuggets, handful of salad and just make sure there's fresh hay in the cage at all times |
| Walk him at least twice a day and make sure he doesn't miss Downton Abbey or he'll throw a strop. |
| Don't give him any pieces of hay longer than 4" or shorter that 2.6" |
Yeah- I can do the nuggets and hay and salad. He can also watch Downton with me-but I'm dragging the entire cage over so he can see the TV- I'm not picking the bitey little rascal up.
| Evian water, exactly 7 degrees celcius. |
Don't give him Perrier or the store brand, he will know and throw a tantrum.
*Raised Eyebrow* I drink tap water- so will Jeff.
| He won't go to sleep unless you read 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar' to him. |
Anything by Doctor Seuss will also do
I'll read the Samuel Jackson Bedtime Book to him.....Or Steven King.
| No matter how much he begs, don't let him watch Doctor Who. The Cyber-men freak him out and he won't go to sleep |
| Oh, and don't get him wet or feed him after midnight |
Doctor Who Marathon it is!!! As for the get him wet or feed him thing- I've seen the movie- No worries there.
| His stylist will be there early Saturday, so Enrique will take care of his baths and grooming. |
Owwwwwwww- Enrique????
*If he turns out to be a gay hair-stylist, he can take me shopping.
Have a GREAT weekend!!!
xxx Sunny
