Thursday, November 11, 2010

What A LOAD!!!!

Okay so I'm sitting here just pissed off as hell after watching the Sex & The City 2 movie. It was pretty good up to the point where Carrie came home and......well...okay so here's the deal- if you havent seen it yet I'm gonna spoil it so you might wanna stop reading now.

Okay now that they're gone, here's the deal in a nutshell.... The Girls all go to some Arabic nation for some stupid reason not even important to the story. All that matters is that they are there- all with some stupid assed problem or another and while there, Carrie runs into Aiden who she used to be engaged to. They have dinner, they chat, and they end up having a brief kiss which Carrie decides to call and tell BIG about because ...I don't even fucking KNOW WHY to be honest. She's a dumbass and dumbasses just do stupid shit like that- it's exactly WHY they're called dumbasses...not just for the kiss but for compounding the mistake by hurting someone else just because they happen to feel guilty about doing such a dumbass thing. Anyway.....So she calls BIG, confesses what happened, and then a big "thing" happens and they all end up flying back home.
So she goes home, Big isn't there, and so she waits, phone in hand.
When he finally DOES come home- okay, get THIS- he pulls out a big assed fucking BLACK DIAMOND RING and tells her she must wear it every day to "remind" her that she is married.

You are FUCKING JOKING!!!!!
OMG- If my man is stupid enough to cheat on me- and YES KISSING IS CHEATING no matter what you say- Kissing someone OTHER THAN your spouse IS CHEATING FOR ME.....If he is also stupid enough to TELL me about it- he better not even think about falling asleep...probably would want to just stay somewhere else til(IF EVER) I did calm down. The LAST thing in the world he should expect is to receive a big expensive piece of jewelry as a FUCKING REWARD for CHEATING ON ME!

OMG- I really should NOT have watched that movie. I'm so mad I could spit nails right now!! It's no wonder people have such screwed up values these days with all that stupidity that is being pushed in the media these days.

"Owwww- I made a vow So never mind that you broke YOURS to me.... Tell ya what- here's a big old REWARD for screwing me over"........ What a LOAD OF HORSESHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got a REWARD for ya Baby- It's called a 9mm up your cheating ass......................................

............Okay Rant over. Sorry bout that but it just...well...pissed me off. Stoopid Movie!

5 comments:

Odie Langley said...

Maybe you need to take some time and curl up on the couch and watch a movie like "Polyanna". That should make you feel better.
Odie

Evan 08 said...

Evan likes Sunny's post...

Sunny(aka Lavada) said...

Thank you, Evan!!!!!!

Countess said...

O Sunny that is sooo very funny. I had trouble stomaching S & C 1 and have no intention of watching 2. Shallow, shallow, bullshit!! and makes me just as angry as you.

Michelle said...

Yeah, I think I get what they were going for, but it definitely fell flat for me. I rolled my eyes so much during that movie that I had a headache afterward. Some of it was fun, but still disappointing.