Just a Few Thoughts.....

-The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag,
saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words,
someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think
about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people
eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by
myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bitch before dinner..
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-My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Mom, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?"
How the hell do I respond to that?
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-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
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-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
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-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind
that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
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- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my
neighborhood.
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- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
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-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can
think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell
my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves
me.
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-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.