Fake Friends VS Real Friends

Dedicated to best friends in General- And Rhonni and Lois Specifically.

FAKE Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
Real Friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE Friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would be sitting' next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up... but that shit was fun" while trying to figure out who to call to bail you out.

FAKE Friends: never seen you cry.
Real Friends: cry with you

FAKE Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Have enough dirt on you to bury a skyscraper and vice-versa.

FAKE Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE Friends: Are for awhile.
Real Friends: Are for life.

FAKE Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Real Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that- you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE Friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
Real Friends: Will knock them the hell out

FAKE Friends: Would ignore this
Real Friends: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!!